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Investment advice

Postby joel » Fri Oct 03, 2008 11:05 am

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
                                                                                                                 
With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.
                                                                                                                 
With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
                                                                                                                 
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Airlines stock you would have $49.00 left.
                                                                                                                 
If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.
                                                                                                                 
But if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for recycling,
you would have $214.
                                                                                                                 
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
                                                                                                                 
This is called the 401-Keg Plan.
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